Saturday, January 15, 2011

DO NOT, DO NOT, SAVE YOUR MONEY, DO NOT GO and SEE the GREEN HORNET!!!!

The Green Hornet was a great disappointment for all attendees in attendance at the MoviePlex today.  There was a great crowd, seats were hard to come to by, and everyone in attendance left greatly disappointed.

Biglou interviewed many attendees on the way out, and all agreed the movie GREEN HoRNET was a big disappointment.  Many moviegoers asked the management of the MoviePlex for a full REFUND..

Seth Rogan as the Green Hornet  is like when Dom Deluise was Captain America  in Canonball Run.
Seth Rogan is the most UNbelievable superhero in the history of SuperHeroes.. He couldn't fight, He couldn't drive, he had ZERO special powers of any sort.  Why or How he could overtake the city of Los Angeles his unbelievable...At the end of the Movie he somehow figures out how to fight, how or why we don't know.  He had no special training, so how did he somehow become a Martial Arts Expert... Did he become a Martial artist by watching his sidekick Kato kick everyones butt.

Why was Cameron Diaz in the movie at all.. Is she over or what?????...They could have gotten and should have gotten a new hottie to play that part..  It is not like someone said "Oh Cameron Diaz is in the New Green Hornet Movie, Lets go see it"....  Her Part and her character's part were meaningless...

The bad guy in the movie was the guy who played in "Inglorious Bastards".. The guy who was the bad guy in Inglorious Bastards was also the bad guy in this movie..   He must have sold out, because this part was way beneath his talents.  So he probably got payed pretty well, and good for him.

The other fellow who did a good job in the Movie was the Chinese guy.  He was somewhat amusing and Biglou guesses that he was a good Karate guy. Because all his Karate moves were in slow motion, so he must be good.  The best thing that Biglou liked was the part where the Chinese guy makes the coffee and makes a tree out of the cream in the coffeee...

Biglou just wants to know how Seth Rogan became a leading man in all these movies... Biglou knows that Seth Rogan is now the Executive Producer on this Movie, so I guess that is how..  But how did he go from having a bit part in Super Bad (one of the funniest movies of the last 10 years) to making and being a lead character in a movie every 6 months or so.

From the Movie SuperBad which one of these 2 made a more believable SuperHero???

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