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Monday, January 31, 2011

Biglou the Movie Reviewer and his crew are flying to Dallas

Biglou and his crew are flying to Dallas right now.... it is gonna be a Super Week.  Not sure how many movies Biglou will be able to review during this Super Week...  Biglou will be reviewing and  listing the 5 greatest Football movies of all time this week so stay  tuned for that...  So all you biglouees, you got that to look forward to.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Trivia Question??????

The 2 people shown right here are the same guy...







????  The person here played in 2 of Biglou's favorite Movies... Name the Movies... Name the Actor and the Movies????  2 of Biglou's favorite movies... This guy recently passed away on Jan. 2, 2011.....I can't believe he was in this other movie...

Have you ever heard of the movie Death Race 2.....

Neither has Biglou... Biglou never even heard of DEATH RACE 1...   Biglou will be watching Death Race 2..  Do you think I have to see Death Race 1 to appreciate Death Race 2...

Is it like, you have to see Godfather 1 to really understand Godfather part 2...    Or like Back to future, when the second one is Return of Back to the Future... That gets confusing.. And then they made the 3rd Back to the Future and the went back to Cowboy days,, What was that all about.... They went  from the 80's to the 50's, in the 1st , then they went to 2020's .. then they go to the 1800's ,, confused??????   Heck yeah...

Could you have a Caddyshack 2 if you didn't have Caddyshack 1...    Or a Meatballs 2 without Meatballs 1...    Or Teen Wolf 2 had nothing to do With Teen Wolf 1...   they actually played different sports..

Or are all the Die Hard Movies related????    What about the Rockies... Could you have Rocky 2 without Rocky 1....  or Rocky 7 without Rock 6..??????    What about the Scary Movies ????   Damian omen 3..... that is scary.. 

here is one.. Batman with different people playing batman.???? what is that????   Or how about the Star Warss Triology....Biglou  knows people that claim STAR WARS is not the first Star Wars movie made... HUH????  confused..... Biglou knows they are>>>

Saturday, January 29, 2011

biglou's movie reviews: Biglou just saw RED...

biglou's movie reviews: Biglou just saw RED...: "Not the best movie of 2011... or 2010,,, or ever... Just not much to say about it....not sure why they made this movie... and Biglou i..."

Biglou just saw RED...

Not the best movie of 2011... or 2010,,, or ever...  Just not much to say about it....not sure why they made this movie... and Biglou is wondering how much money this movie made.... Biglou don't even remember RED in the movie theatres...   Biglou gonna see how much money RED made...

Biglou just found out that RED has grossed 90 million dollars....so far....   Biglou can not believe this.... Biglou guesses Bruce Willis can make any old crap and Walla.. 90 million dollars..WOW  UN Believable.!!!!!1  Lots of Suckers out there.... Thank goodness for BIGLOU !!!!!!!!!!

Friday, January 28, 2011

Biglou just Saw Easy A.....

Biglou not real happy with Easy A..... the problem with the movie is kids in high school do not talk like that girl...
Kids in High School are Idiots.. Even the smart kids are Idiots ... They make her out to be like she is above all that high school shenanigans... but when you are in high school , you are not above all that.. You are living that... that is your world ... That is all you know.... You are in High School , you don't know anything else.. Everything is  new , and everything is the first time... You have nothing to compare it too...

They make that girl out, like she is all smart,and all knowing, but when you are in high school you don't know crap.... Everyone in High School knows crap.. there are people there who pretend they know shit but, in reality they are 16 or 17 years old , and they KNOW crap... just like the rest of the schucks in High School...

In Reality everyone in High School knows squat... the so callled "cool ones" pretend better than others that they know squat.. But they don't ..

Thinks about  it/// ASSHOLeS... they have only been around for 16 years or 17 years.... they know as much as you... which is squat....  So you can pretend you know as much as they ..   Which is NOTHING..   Neither one of you know crap

That  is the moral of this MOVIE......

NO ONE IN HIGH SCHOOL KNOWS  SQUAT...  Write it down , Because Biglou says it.. So stop being a PUSSS, and step up to the plate...... Biglou says................

Biglou loves the movie MECHANIC..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is a must SEE.. Don't miss this action packed comedy drama all rolled into one...  Outstanding performances by Jason Stratham..  Donald Sutheland was fantastic in a supporting role.., 
And Mini Anden was awsome...
HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which Mechanic are YOU going to?????

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

not a lot of movies happening right now....Mechanic coming out Friday!!!!!!!!!1

The Mechanic is coming out Friday..  Biglou never heard of it... But it sounds like a lot of cars going real fast.. How exciting is that...   Sounds like  a new kind of movie.. HO Hum... Biglou not real excited about that ... Biglou don't even know who is it in... 
Look at the picture to the  right.. That looks real..  Crash em up movies...

Biglou doesn't like the guy who is the star of this movie... Biglou just looked it up...Although Biglou saw him in an English movie where he was a bank robber or some type of burglar,  and Biglou liked that movie... That was almost a real movie... Biglou recommends that one...Biglou will try to find it... Biglou thinks the movie is either SNATCH or the BANK JOB... Biglou is not sure which one... You should see both....


Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Do you know what is great about Biglou????

Looks like a very "charming" movie
Do you know what is great about Biglou????   Biglou will tell you... The thing that is so great about Biglou is that he has an open mind.... Although "The Kings Speech" which was nominated for 12 academy awards and looks like a boring lame ass English movie that no real person will watch and enjoy..  And that is looks like one of those OVERATED artsy movies that no real person enjoys. 

WELL, Biglou is not going to tell you that the movie is a piece of crap, and not worth his time...That is what is great about Biglou...

Biglou will NOT be reviewing "The King's Speech"... Biglou reviews Movies about REAL people, with real life applications  Biglou does not review King's SPeech...

Also, Biglou just looked at the list of movies nominated for an OSCAR,,, and since when did they nominate 10 movies... In Biglou's day, they nominated only 5 really good movies.. Now, all of a sudden, they are nominating TEN!!!   What movie are they leaving out????????????

Monday, January 24, 2011

Biglou is looking forwarding to seeing the movie RED... starring one of his favorite Actors..

John Malkovich..  .. Biglou is looking forward to seeing RED.. coming out on DVD real soon... hope to get it here quickly.

Actually, the "star" of the movie is that Bruce Willis character.  But the real great actor of the movie is John Malkovich, who was also the star in the great Movie called ROUNDERS..   Biglou Recommends  ROUNDERS to everyone..  ROUNDERS "stars"  Matt Damon and ED Norton,... Ed Norton is great...ED Norton Played Brad Pitt in "THE FIGHT CLUB", another pretty good movie......
Matt Damon blah, blah, blah,    But John Malkovich is the real star.....ROUNDER came out before all the big Poker stuff took off....  Everyone should see ROUNDERS and the Fight CLUB.... 

This is a great scene from the Movie Rounders... It is a great scene in any movie.... TEDDY KGB should win an academy award for this scene... "he laid down a monster'  what the fock"""  Mr. son of a beech"""...Check, check, check, check"......

All Biglou fans need to watch this scene over and over and over ... it never gets old....

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Mean Girls 2, Tonite on ABC Family...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Just when you thought nothing good was on TV tonite.... Mean Girls 2, the sequel, PREMIERING tonite on ABC Family Channel!!!!!!!!!!!!

"NO Strings Attached" Starring Ashton Kutcher

"No Strings Attached' starring Ashton Kutcher is the same old Ashton Kutcher Movie...  When was the last GOOD Ashton Kuthcer movie.... The Next good Ashton Kutcher Movie will be his First..  Here is a montage of Ashes top ten movies.. Not one of them is worth a  .......dime...  He should have stayed in the 70's  forever if possible.....

Here is the moral of "No Strings Attached"....  Ashton and Natalie Porkman.... are "sex buddies"... Sex buddies is defined as 2 people having sex with NO emotional ties.....
This movies sounds real interesting , Biglou says sarcastically..  ....
Biglou wonders how this relationship turns out..... GUESSS... everyone please guess... What do you think happens to these "sex buddies"... Biglou Wonders.....Real Mystery here....   Save your money... cause this should be going to DVD real soon... Check your local Publix Blockbuster express in 2 weeks....

Sinead O'connor
Natalie Porkman
Natalie Porkman has too many movies out right now...  Biglou doesn't know if he should go see her in Black Swan or No strings attached... Tough decision for Biglou..........

Natalie Porkman looks pretty good bald....She is the best looking bald chick since Sinead O'connor...

Friday, January 21, 2011

BURIED starring Ryan Reynolds, could be one of the greatest Movies ..

about being buried...   BURIED, starring Ryan Reynolds could be one of the greatest movies about being buried.  Or the real question is??? Is he really buried....
This movie will be nominated for a BIGLOUEE award for BEST Movie of the Year.......  This is our 3rd Nominee for a BIGLOUEE..... for best Picture of the year......
.. Also, Ryan Reynolds will be nominated for a Biglouee for Best performance by an Actor in a Box or Best Actor of the year....
This movie was great..
The only problem is that it does not have a happy ending, so a lot of people may be disappointed in the ending..
.But the ending is what makes the movie so great...............

But what is the movie about ...........

The movie is about Ryan Reynolds being stuck in a box.....

The moral of the story is ... If you were stuck in a box who would you call,???, and better yet who would come get you out...???..

Who are your real Friends??? Oh, You say you have 582 friends on  Facebook, but of those "582" who do you call when you are stuck in a box???   Or stuck on the side of the road at 3am..????   Or, who do you call when to get your butt out of jail card?????

Don't call Biglou.........

You say you have "582" friends, but in reality you have more like 2 that you could call and get your butt out of that "box"..................You might want to give them a call right now and say "HI".....and stop blabbing on Facebook to all those phonies........

Oh and the 2nd moral of the story is, Always have your cell phone fully charged, cause you never know when you might get stuck in a "box".....Also, Biglou recommends VERIZON Wireless because they have the best coerage area.... and you may want to be heard....4G....

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Biglou will be reviewing BURIED, starring that upcoming star Ryan Reynolds

Biglou will be reviewing BURIED....  Acording to the DVD cover this movie is Intense, Suspenseful, Crazy good Thriller and Terrifying....  How exciting is that...   Biglou can't wait.. This movie sounds fantastic....

2 of biglou's favorite scenes involve buried people...   The first one was when Tim Matheson is buried alive and he somehow digs his way out....    His girlfriend or wife and her boyfriend doctor drug and thought they killed him..   They had a funeral and everything, but he somehow is really not dead...  The undertaker or mortician as they like to be called, never did what they are suppose to do and they put Tim in a crate and bury him...  Tim Matheson wakes up and digs his way out.... CAN you imagine.. waking up in a box ... Biglou would go crazy..


This is Jennifer Jason Leigh.. She was the wife in Buried Alive.. She is great...
The 2nd buried person is  the girl in KILL BILL, when Michael Madsen and that little guy buried Uma Thurman in a box...  Could you imagine??? She was wide awake when they were shoveling the dirt on her box.....  The little guy was laughing and having a beer and spittin' tobacco juice.., like it was nothing... That was a funny scene... Then Uma, lit up a lighter or something and Karate chopped her way out of the box...


Great Scene.. Biglou will see if youtube has the scene....so you can get a feel of what it is like to be buried alive....Biglou would go nuts...   Biglou gets a little crazy when someone sits next to him at the movie theater...let alone get stuck in a box...  Ok, Biglou found the clip, ENJOY>>>>

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

88 Minutes, starring Al Pacino is not a bad Movie.....

Biglou watched a movie he never heard of last nite.  It is called 88 minutes starring Al Pacino,  This may be Al's 2nd greatest role in the History of Al Pacino's acting career...  All his other roles are tied for 1st...  Biglou is just kidding    There were some other recognizabel actors and actresses in the movie, but Biglou does not know their names..  Biglou will show you some pictures...

The Plot of the story is a lot of people get killed and someone threatens Al that he has 88 minutes to live....  Al does a whole bunch of stuff in 88 minutes.. .. Biglou would be exhausted if he did half of those things in 88 minutes..  Biglou needs a nap after getting milk at the corner store.

Also, Al makes like a hundred phone calls in this 88 minutes, and Al has an assistant that he calls to make his phone calls.. Al has so much going on, that he can't dial his own phone...  Biglou recommends this movie to ALL of his Comrades.  

Biglou calls Al, "AL" because Biglou and AL are tight....
Its like when Robert Deniro calls Martin Scorsecee..."Marty".....  Biglou calls Al Pacino,  "AL... That is how Biglou ROLLS...  Do you know what "Marty" calls Robert Deniro???....

Marty Calls Robert Deniro, Bob or Bobby....  That is how they roll.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

For all you Baseball Fans out there, Biglou Recommends the Move '61

For all you Baseball Fans outs there Biglou recommends the Movie '61.  This movie about Roger Maris and Mickey Mantle chase for the the single season Homerun record of 61, and the movie takes place in the year of 1961...

You ever notice they always make Movies about Baseball and they always have theYankees in it..  Or the Movies are about Yankees...(Like the greatest baseball and sports movie of all time, "The Pride of the Yankees".)  You ever notice that.....   ...

They always make movies about the Yankees.... They never make movies about the METS... Biglou has Never seen a Movie about a MET...  What kind of movie can they make about a MET... The Mike Piazza Story.....  What would that be like...."  Hi, I'm Mike Piazza and I am not Gay"... Remember when Piazza had to tell everyone he is not gay... What is that.??? That is the Mike Piazza Story....
What do You Think????????????

They made ONE and Biglou Repeats One Movie about the Red SAWX... Biglou hates the way those Bostonians say 'SAWX;.. or 'NOmaaar', or "THE"  ....They made that movie about the sawx, with Jimmy Fallon and that chubby girl... (she got a fat face)... Drew Barrymore...  Biglou not a fan of Drew Barrymore.... Biglou do not know why they put her in so many movies......How was she a Charlie Angel...  Biglou could see the chinese girl and Cameron Diaz (in her heyday)   not now... Diaz is over...
Anyways back to that Boston Movie...   The best thing about that is that Jimmy Fallon was such a big Sawx fan, that he MISSSEd the biggest game in Sawx history....  It Just goes to show what a big PUSS, WUSS, Jimmy and all those SAWX fans are.....  Biglou NEVER, NEVER EVER misses a BIG Yankee game....  Biglou was at  funerals,Weddings, Barmistfas, Confirmations, Holy Communions, Movie Premieres,  and still saw the Yankee game...

Anyways, the Yankees are always involved in the Baseball Movie....  In "Major League"  they were the team Cleveland had to beat to make the playoffs...  Biglou is talking about the First "Major League"... not the second or third .....

"Love of the Game" with Kevin Costner... Who does he throw the perfect game against?????? the Yankees...
Do you see the trend here... No METS.. NO METS .... no body cares about the METS.... No MeTS...
Even if they Yankees aren't the main characters... They get put in as the team to beat.....   Because if you want to be the best, You have to BEAT the BEST....  

Monday, January 17, 2011

Green Hornet made 34 Million over the Weekend, The Dilemma made 18 million

Yogi Bear made 5 million.. What does that say... Biglou says Yogi Bear will outdraw Green Hornet next week..  Write it Down... wait.... Biglou already wrote it down
 Here is the list for this week,  Biglou will compare it to next week...  GREEN Hornet will not have good word of mouth Advertising and will drop significantly.....

Biglou didn't even know Yogi Bear had a movie out this week....  Country wrong is falling like a rock...  This True Grit is still doing good....  Biglou has not seen the new TRUE GRIT..  He might have to... or he might wait for the DVD at Blockbuster...
1 N The Green Hornet Sony $33,700,000 - 3,584 - $9,403 $33,699,000 $120 1
2 N The Dilemma Uni. $17,831,000 - 2,940 - $6,065 $17,831,000 $70 1
3 1 True Grit Par. $10,910,000 -25.3% 3,459 +335 $3,154 $126,122,000 $38 4
4 9 The King's Speech Wein. $9,170,000 +43.0% 1,543 +785 $5,943 $44,694,000 $15 8
5 5 Black Swan FoxS $8,375,000 +3.2% 2,328 +744 $3,598 $73,243,000 $13 7
6 2 Little Fockers Uni. $7,178,000 -46.8% 3,394 -281 $2,115 $134,264,000 $100 4
7 4 Tron Legacy BV $5,675,000 -43.8% 2,439 -574 $2,327 $156,914,000 $170 5
8 8 Yogi Bear WB $5,340,000 -19.6% 2,702 -586 $1,976 $82,090,000 $80 5
9 7 The Fighter Par. $5,055,000 -27.8% 2,414 -114 $2,094 $65,700,000 $25 6
10 3 Season of the Witch Rela. $4,510,000 -57.5% 2,827 +11 $1,595 $18,008,000 $40 2
11 10 Tangled BV $3,933,000 -23.0% 2,048 -335 $1,920 $180,961,000 $260 8
12 6 Country Strong SGem $3,675,000 -49.8% 1,424 - $2,581 $13,280,000 $15

Sunday, January 16, 2011

The Golden Globes Awards were just on regular TV......

What a crock of crap that is.... Biglou is not a member of the all important "Hollywood Foreign Press", and Biglou doesn't get to vote for the Golden Globe Awards..  The Golden Globe Awards try to think they are all that.  They stand and cheer and hoot an holler like they are all so important.  All those Hollywood Pompouses .

Everyone knows the Golden Globe don't mean nothing.. Everyone knows the Oscars are the one that counts..Golden Globes don't mean Squat.. They put MUSICALS and COMEDIES in the same category... What is that????  Like Musicals and comedies are the same thing...

Why don't they just put sreenwriter, and oh I don't know, music writers in the same category.. That makes about the same sense....

Plus Biglou is sick of that Ricky Gervais...Another reason not to like the Golden Globes.  People Choice Awards.  6 to one, half dozen the other.. What the difference...

Social Network just got Best Picture.. Biglou guarantees it won't win the Oscar....if Social Network is best movie, then what is the worst???? Probably the Green Hornet..... Green Hornet was bad.. Real Bad... Nothing in the Green Hornet is gonna get Oscar nomination...  Nothing in Green Hornet gonna get MTV or VHI consideration... It was BAD...

Biglou Confused about The FACEBOOK, UPDATED

Biglou watched the FACEBOOK again last nite.  And Biglou is still confused.
OK the one guy signed the contract and they told him he had 35% of the company, and then towards the end he comes back to California and they tell him he owns  .03%...   What exactly Happened????


Facebook is a Movie about Partnerships and trust.  And Obviously Mark Zuckerberger is not to be trusted by anyone..

How many partnerships ever really work out.   One party always feels like they are doing more  and they deserve more of the PIE..

Here are some Partnerships that didn't work out too well.  Tell Biglou what you think.

Sonny and Cher
Morgan, Colling and Gilbert
Fred and Barnie
Scooby Doo and Shaggy
Chico and the Man
Sanford and Son
Starsky and Hutch
Siskel and Ebert,
Abott and Costello
Martin and Lewis
Martin and Rowen
Elton John and Kiki Dee
Hall and Oates
Simon and Garfunkel
Rogers and Hamerstein
Beavis and Butthead
The Hatfields and the McCoys
Barnum and Bailey
Mork and Mindy
Laverne and Shirley
Bert and Ernie
Donnie and Marie
Bill and Ted
Obie one and Dark Vader (Biglou's Favorite)
Tony Soprano and Big Pussy
Demi Moore and Ashton Kuthcer
Demi Moore and Bruce Willis
Luke and Laura
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Jack and Diane

He screwed  the 2 twins, his Best Buddie and then at the end He screwed the guy from Napster.   Zuckerberger screwed everyone out of their share..  Zuckerberger USED everyone and then threw them out as soon as they were no longer needed.

Is there a Mark Zuckerberger in your life???  You know who they are????  You might be a Mark Zuckerberger yourself... You little manipulator, always scheming, big user.  always looking working an angle.  Never really listen to anyone, always wanting to be heard, belittle everyones opinion.  You know who you are, You are a little Zuckerberger.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

DO NOT, DO NOT, SAVE YOUR MONEY, DO NOT GO and SEE the GREEN HORNET!!!!

The Green Hornet was a great disappointment for all attendees in attendance at the MoviePlex today.  There was a great crowd, seats were hard to come to by, and everyone in attendance left greatly disappointed.

Biglou interviewed many attendees on the way out, and all agreed the movie GREEN HoRNET was a big disappointment.  Many moviegoers asked the management of the MoviePlex for a full REFUND..

Seth Rogan as the Green Hornet  is like when Dom Deluise was Captain America  in Canonball Run.
Seth Rogan is the most UNbelievable superhero in the history of SuperHeroes.. He couldn't fight, He couldn't drive, he had ZERO special powers of any sort.  Why or How he could overtake the city of Los Angeles his unbelievable...At the end of the Movie he somehow figures out how to fight, how or why we don't know.  He had no special training, so how did he somehow become a Martial Arts Expert... Did he become a Martial artist by watching his sidekick Kato kick everyones butt.

Why was Cameron Diaz in the movie at all.. Is she over or what?????...They could have gotten and should have gotten a new hottie to play that part..  It is not like someone said "Oh Cameron Diaz is in the New Green Hornet Movie, Lets go see it"....  Her Part and her character's part were meaningless...

The bad guy in the movie was the guy who played in "Inglorious Bastards".. The guy who was the bad guy in Inglorious Bastards was also the bad guy in this movie..   He must have sold out, because this part was way beneath his talents.  So he probably got payed pretty well, and good for him.

The other fellow who did a good job in the Movie was the Chinese guy.  He was somewhat amusing and Biglou guesses that he was a good Karate guy. Because all his Karate moves were in slow motion, so he must be good.  The best thing that Biglou liked was the part where the Chinese guy makes the coffee and makes a tree out of the cream in the coffeee...

Biglou just wants to know how Seth Rogan became a leading man in all these movies... Biglou knows that Seth Rogan is now the Executive Producer on this Movie, so I guess that is how..  But how did he go from having a bit part in Super Bad (one of the funniest movies of the last 10 years) to making and being a lead character in a movie every 6 months or so.

From the Movie SuperBad which one of these 2 made a more believable SuperHero???