There is a reason Biglou has never Gone to the MOON!!!!!!

Although Biglou is a world traveler and also a space traveler as you can see by his helmet...  That is a double insulated platinum metal core ultra light weight lord helmet that biglou wears.... They don't give those to just anyone.  

There is a reason Biglou has not gone to the moon, and the movie Apollo 18 will tell you why....When will Apollo 18 hit the theatres....  September 3rd, and Biglou will be in the front row at the 10AM show...

Big Movie of the Week!!!!,,,, "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark",,,?????

Everyone is talking about the movie "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark"...  Biglou just heard about it... Biglou seems to be out of the loop, "as they say"...  Biglou should be up on the "BIG" movie of the week,  But it looks like he dropped the ball..

"Don't be Afraid of the Dark", stars everyone's favorite Edwina Richard, who you should remember for unforgettable part, in that unforgettable movie, "Fool's Gold", that starred the forgettable Mathew Mconohey, and Biglou favorite Kate (daughter of one of the Hudson Brothers) Hudson.   In "Fool' Gold", Edwina played the part of the Gem Crew Woman... Is it starting to come back now???????  Do you now remember Her??

Also in "Don't be Afraid of the Dark" stars everyones all time favorite Paul Gleeson.. Biglou has never heard of Paul Gleeson..  Biglou thinks he got the job, maybe because his father is Jackie Gleason??? Biglou not sure if nepotism played a a part in thss??? Jackie Gleason who is also known as the "Great One"..  What does Jackie Gleason and Wayne Gretzky have in Common.???? Answer,  They are both called the "Great One....

Wayne Gretzky is married to Janet Jones, who was great in "Chorus Line", and she  also starred in the "Flamingo Kid", with Hector Elezondo...Matt Dillon was also in that....Also, Biglou just found this out,  Janet Jones played in that baseball movie about women playing baseball, "A League of their Own".... Biglou did not know that Janet Jones played a pitcher for the RACINE team... Also Biglou just found out that Tea Leoni played in that movie too..  How bout that".......

Kim K. just got married!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did Kim K. just get married????


Or is it a Hoax?????????????

Why would Kim K.  get married ... wouldn't that ruin her allure.... So, did she really get married, and what does Reggie Bush think of all this...   Wasn't she engaged to Reggie, like about a week ago.???? What is up with that?????

Where is Reggie NOW????

Friday Night at the Movies

Biglou will be going to the movies this Friday Night... He will not be in disguise, He will be dressed as Biglou..
Biglou will not be signing autographs.  Biglou just wants to go to the movie theater just like all you regular people....

Biglou just want to "blend".. Biglou doesn't want any special favors  Biglou will pay for his own ticket and he will pay for his own soda..  There is a rumor that Biglou will even be Buttering his OWN popcorn....  That is going to be hard to believe...Get out your camera phones and take a a picture of that... it might be the last and only time you see biglou and buttering his popcorn...Biglou usually gets  4 pumps of butter on his corn...... Biglou does enjoy his Butter....

Biglou has not decided what movie he will see, and he hasn't decided what Movie Theatre he will go to... Biglou will be going to one of those MEGA movie Theatres..,,, But he hasn't decided which one...

Biglou will probaby see either "Colombian" , or  "Our Idiot Brother" or "Apollo 18".....  Biglou is not too excited about the "Colombian"... Biglou doesn't know too much about Colombians...

Biglou is  a little excited about "Our Idiot Brother"..... Biglou can relate to the "Idiot Brother" movie....

Biglou also might see Apollo 18....Biglou liked Apollo 13 with Tom Hanks... so Apollo 18 might be 5 times better??????   

GLEE the Movie is nonstop musical entertainment

This girl plays in Glee

This is Fran Drschner.. She does NOT Play on GLEE.

A MUST SEE.!!!!!!!!!! 
Many of you probably do not know this but Biglou was once in the GLEE Club... Biglou starred   for the GLEE club in the 4rh Grade...Biglou's Glee Club was famous for its rendition of the "LOVE BOAT", and they were world renowned for their version of the BEE GEES "STAYING ALIVE"... I...I... I..  staying alive, staying alive.
Biglou is very proud of his singing abilties and can be found at  many Karaoke contests around the major metropolitan areas across the country and Europe...

One of Biglou's favorite "GLEEsters" is ADELE.  Adele is pretty famous right now... She's got the new song "rolling in the deep"  Biglou saw her sing it on that dancing show, and Biglou really liked it... It seems all the shows play a version of ADELE's rolling in the deep.. The girl on American Idol sang it (Haley Rheinhart, she came in 3rd Place)  Here is her rendition of "Rolling in the deep"  Biglou likes Haley's rendition of Rolling in the Deep better than Adele'. 

 Also the girl on "THE VOICE" did "rolling in the deep"....  So it is a very popular song....

HELP,,,,another Big WEEK for HELP the MOVIE

Biglou saw The Help last nite.. Biglou went to the Big MegaPixel Movie theatre that was with IMAX...
Biglou did not need the IMAX for this movie.

Most people don't know it, but THE HELP was a book first..

.Biglou read the book, so he was very familiar with the Movie... Biglou was NOT a fan of the BOOK, but the Movie was better than the BOOK...


Most Movies are better than the BOOK..... Biglou like Movies a lot more than Books...  

Books take about 7 weeks to read a whole book... Biglou is talking about the WHOLE Book, which means NO skipping pages or  "speed reading" through the boring stuff..  When Biglou reads a book, he reads the whole book, even the epilogue, and the bibliography, and the table of contents.. Biglou don't play....


a good Movie takes about 90 minutes to watch..... Biglou could watch about 7,332 movies in the time it takes him to read ONE BOOK...


THE HELP had Emma Stone in it.  And she is in a movie every week now...  Every week an Emma Stone movie opens..  Emma has only been in One good movie her whole life..(SuPERBAD)..and she wasn't the star in that movie..

Biglou does not know why she is in all these movies lately. She aint all that... and she is kind of awkward looking...She kind of got an overbite going on, and she talks kind of funny....Biglou don't know what all the attraction is all about....
Look for Emma Stone in her new movie that opens August 14th,   at a Theatre near YOU...

Help the movie is hogwild.. Biglou can't believe what is going on with this movie...this is a phenomenom... like that movie with john travolta.....

Biglou and the Planet of the Apes

Biglou will be reviewing all of the Planet of the Apes Movies... biglou is a a big fan of the Ape epilogue....

The 1st Planet of Apes????   1968  correct..
The 2nd Planet of Apes????    2001 correct
The hopefully last Planet of Apes????  2011, cross our fingers....

Biglou enjoyed the love story between the Ape and the woman.

Biglou also likes the part when they shoot the Ape off of the Empire State Building...

Cowboys and Aliens....... what is the scoop on this MOVIE

Cowboys and Alines??????   Biglou has been hearing a lot  of interesting and good things about this Movie...

Biglou went to go see this movie over the weekend at his Local Movie Pub on a Saturday afternoon.... a 3 o'clock showing was only $5 dollars..... What makes Biglou so great is that when he goes to these $5 dollars showing at the Movie Pub House is that Biglou does NOT spend any money on the PUB.. all Biglou does is spend $5 dollars for the Movie.... 

You would think that since Bgilou is a Movie reviewer he does NOT have to pay to see Movies... That is true.. and Biglou will be compensated if he was to purchase a BEER or Wine at the MOVIE.. But Biglou does NOT drink anything that may IMPAIR his Movie Critiquing ability... BIglou takes his MOVIE reviewing very seriously and must use all his Six Senses to give an accurate opinion on the movies that he reviews........

Biglou has been away for awhile

Biglou has been put away for awhile but he will be back
 real soon.

Biglou went  on what he likes to call a "vacation".. He had to get away from all the craziness of watching all those movies for all those years..

Where biglou went they don't have TV's or Movies or much of sunlight...One hour  in the yard everyday...Biglou met a lot of different types of people and he made a few good friends.. Biglou was in a One room efficiency with one bath.. The view was not too good.. It was NOT an ocean view room. or a street side view either...



Look for Biglou right here.  He will be surfacing real soon....