Hello Everyone, today Biglou will be reviewing the movie "Country Strong", or as Bgilou calls it Country Wrong.
The big wrong with "Country Strong' is you have Gwynette Paltrow who by last account is an Actress, but this week she wants to be a 'singer'. What the heck.... Choose one.. Were you bored with being called a great actress.
And, I guess Tim Mcgraw got tired of being a singer and he decided he wants to be an actor. Biglou remembers Tim Mcgraw in the movie "Friday Night Lights", (one of Biglou's favorites that year), he was a drunk in that movie.
So you got, Patrow the actor wanting to be Paltrow the singer, and you got Mcgraw the Singer wanting to be Mcgraw the Actor.
???Did the late great Tug Mcgraw, Tim's father, go from being a pitcher to a hitter???.. Answer NO... You stay with what you are good at.. (Biglou is a bigfan of TUG Mcgraw, that is why we put a picture of the tugger here., Winning the World Series, with the Phillies, 1980).
There you go, you got the making of a great movie.
Biglou says, if you are a country music lover, you might want to see this movie, (he guesses).
But for the rest of us normal people, Biglou recommends that you recommend this movie to all your enemies.
Biglou was not able to go to a movie this Friday, I am hoping to go tomorrow, so don't do anything until biglou gives you the OK... Biglou has not seen The Swan yet. BigLou has no plans to see it yet either, but if he does he will review it for you .....
For all you folks out there who liked the Town. You would love the GREEN STREET HOOLIGANS. Everyone talks in that British Accent so you won't be able to understand anyone, just like in TOWN, where they talk in that BAHston, accent where you can't understand what they say..
I am lucky, my TV has the option of SUBTITLES. I put on the subtitles and READ the whole movie, and I don't really watch the pictures. It is like for a child in reverse, who looks at the pictures and doesn't read the words. Biglou reads the words and doesn't watch the pictures.
Elijah Woods talks normal so you can understand him.
Biglou gives the Green Street Hooligans, 3 biglouees...biglou recommends it to all his friends..
I still haven't seen True Grit Yet. The new True Grit anyways. But I know someone who has seen it. They can review this movie if they want. They did not tell me if they liked it or not.
I don't think I will spend 10 bucks to see it. or $2.50 at the dollar movie. Maybe DVD, or someone could get it for me, when it comes out.
I can't imagine it being all that good. It might keep your interest enough. I mean with all the horses and all that country living.
Biglou should have lived in the country. Biglou was made for the country life. Living off the land, roughing it. Traveling by horse and buggy, exploring new lands. Hunting for your food. Biglou was made for the outdoors.. Log cabins, stuff like that. Campfires...
Reminds me of that movie INTO the WILD, where the guy leaves civilization and walks into the woods to live off the land.
He finds an abandon Winnebago, (a trailer) and he lives in there. He is in Alaska and freezing his asssssss off. He couldn't cross the river to get back home. He ends up eating wild berries and dies.
It is a real good movie and a real good book..
Vince Vaughn has a small part in the movie, and he isn't the Vince Vaughn character that he always plays. BigLou gives that movie 4 BigLOUs. Well, 3 BigLOUS for the movie, and 4 BigLOUS for the book. BigLou recommends both.
BigLou should walk into the Wild and live off the land.
Horses are amazing creatures. I mean with that big body and those little skinny legs. It is amazing they stand at all. Let alone ride around the track with those little jockeys on their backs.. A horse is a weird looking animal.
Josh Brolin is in the new True Grit. Biglou told you that Josh Brolin is in a lot of movies lately.. (Remember Biglou's previous post about NO COUNTRY for OLD MEN. That movie had Josh Brolin in it, and Biglou told you then that Josh Brolin is in a lot of movies lately.. Biglou wasn't even thinking of TRUE GRIT when he said that)...
I saw the old True Grit many years ago. John Wayne and Glen Campbell... I don't remember much about it.
John Wayne won best actor . Can you believe that sh.............
I haven't seen TRON yet either. The New TRON. I know someone who saw that too. They liked it. They like every movie they see. One time I asked someone who went to concerts a lot, "How was the show"??? They replied " the show kicked assss." I then asked "What show didn't kick ass", They then replied "they all kicked ass".. I then asked "Have you ever been to a bad show"., again they replied " NO, all the shows they saw were good. they liked all the shows they saw".. .... I THEN REPLIED " your opinion means crap, cause you think everything is good and nothing is crap".. You need crap to have good stuff... If everything was good, nothing would be crap.... You have to have BAD, to know what GOOD is..
The moral of the story is ... Have a CLUE...
INCEPTION.. The worst movie of the year. Sometimes biglou says "a movie is the worst movie he has ever seen". But this time Biglou means it.
INCEPTION is by far One of the worst Movies that Biglou has ever sat through for 2 and 1/2 hours... BigLou did not Understand it at all. It is not even confusing, it just don't make much sense. Biglou could watch it again and try and understand more, but BigLOU does not want to waste and invest another 3 hours for such a Crappy Movie... Biglou will not be nominating this movie for a BIGLOUEE.....
This is why Biglou is NOT a fan of the SCI-FI crap...These sci-fi movies just make up stuff as it goes along... They just make up stuff, there is no logic at all.. If they need something to happen for their hero, they just Make up another "Layer".. Lets have a dream, and within that dream, they have a dream, and within that dream have a dream, and within that dream have another dream.... It is like that song, "dream, dream, dream, all want to do is dreeaaam. Dream , Dream , Dream ... Blah Blah, Blah,.....
To the person who gave me the movie INCEPTION.... Biglou says "what the heck"""....did all that planes ,trains, and automobiles, squash your brains... Were you Dreaming that Biglou would like that film????. Were you dreaming, in a dream, that biglou would like that dream.
